Nobody ever told me...
You will never fail so frequently and so spectacularly as when you are trying to be a father for the first time. I used to see myself as...
Tailspin Clarity
A shimmy turned into a tailspin. I looked at the speedometer - 90 Km/h. I downshifted and tried to pump the breaks, but by this time we were
A Thank You Instead of a Breakup Letter
When I found out that I would be moving from Vancouver to Penticton, I drafted a breakup letter. The tone was salty, bitter, and let’s...
Vancouver, we need to talk. Yes, it’s THAT talk
This isn’t going to be easy to say, so I’m just going to come right out and say it, I’m leaving you, and it’s not me, it’s you. I want to...
Overhaul - consumption of the human race
Like 96.8% of North Americans[1], I am a meat-eating, foreign-made garment wearing, gas-powered car driving, capitalist, who is upset...
I am now qualified to speak on women's issues
You know how they say "walk a mile in someone else's shoes?" I say if you really want to understand someone, fold a month's worth of...
The Devolution of Human Kind – We’ve all turned into a bunch of pussies
You are soft-AF. No scratch that, you are snuggly teddy bear, snow-white kitten, fuzzy peach in the warm summer sun, soft. But you’re not...
Into Darkness
For 73 days of my 20 year old life I was legally blind. This is not a part of my life that I like to discuss with people, nor is it...
The science of being the most popular person in the room
Ever wonder why some people are just so Goddamn popular everywhere they go, with all crowds, even though they aren’t really that...
Death of the suit
The classic business suit is powerful, sharp, crisp, and coordinated. It’s also pretentious, boring, and as full of shit as the person...
